So Trump’s an idiot, right?
Have you heard this guy speak? He’s a moron!
And a criminal, too? Possibly a Russian agent of influence?
That’s a given seeing how he’s been under investigation since day one.
I’d think a stupid criminal would be easy to catch- what with the FBI, a hostile Congress and a Special Prosecutor all after him.
Maybe he’s a criminal mastermind?
uhhh….
Or I suppose it could be that the FBI, Robert Mueller and Congress are all comically inept abject failures who Keystone Copped a layup investigation and are beyond incapable of catching an idiot like Trump.
In any case, why would I vote for a Democrat? The fact that this management team is either utterly outclassed when it comes to Criminal Mastermind Stable Genius Trump or is so incompetent that they can’t pin a single charge on The King of the Dipshits tells me I don’t dare entrust them with anything important.
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