Things I Learned From The Chans- Rights

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  • Things I Learned From The Chans- Rights

A guide to understanding if something is a “human right” or not (all sic):

If you can drive 300 miles into the desert, where there is no other person or government official, and you can still do it – it’s your human right.

If you can’t do it because there is no electricity / running water / wifi / Walmart / someone to take money from / someone to enslave – then it wasn’t your human right to begin with.

Let’s test this guide, shall we?

Walking, Running, Talking? You can do them in the desert, they are a human right.

Getting free food / healthcare/ tampons from the government? you can’t do that in the desert, hundreds of miles away from civilization, and therefor they are NOT human rights.